matsuisan3 wrote (2020-02-04 18:33:04):

I once had a pretty wife and the dogs kept coming around until one of them lured her away. 

knot2ezq2 wrote (2019-02-18 23:54:47):

She made my dick cum to attention with a frothy white glove salute......

dogfishhead wrote (2016-05-24 19:40:20):

LMAO!  Anyone recall that old Jimmy Smith song?...

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he married her and then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart

But if you make an ugly woman your wife
A-you'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ug-a-ly woman cooks meals on time
And she'll always give you peace of mind

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

Don't let your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry anyway
Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match
Take it from me, she's a better catch

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

Say man!
Hey baby!
I saw your wife the other day!
Yeah?
Yeah, an' she's ugly!
Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
Yeah, alright!

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

anonymous wrote (2015-02-28 12:40:00):

Hey, SpiderWeb, if you married a woman like this in the first place, you'd never have an illicit affair!

Stands to reason.

SpiderWeb41 wrote (2014-12-28 23:59:46):

OMG! I read a review that the women who are on this website look like the women
married men would like to have an illicit affair with.  I agree fully with the
reviewer.  Serena is a prime example.  She is g-o-r-g-e-o-u-s!  I just experienced
a long period of "Orgasmic Bliss!"

SpiderWeb41

anonymous wrote (2014-10-13 19:41:36):

classy, excellent, 5-star performance and cinematography